Life in a Day
I think it’s time to do another photo-a-day challenge! I still can’t believe it’s almost August! #augustphotoaday #fatmumslim #photochallenge #photoaday #instagramaddict

I think it’s time to do another photo-a-day challenge! I still can’t believe it’s almost August! #augustphotoaday #fatmumslim #photochallenge #photoaday #instagramaddict

lulubelle81:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer [HD]

goodbye friends..i am gone. this is too amazing

vvaddles:

european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: omg how adorable!!!

south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*

everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country

khadds:

boosareallytho:

Self explanatory

I be trying to explain to people this

khadds:

boosareallytho:

Self explanatory

I be trying to explain to people this

horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>

"I just dig strong chicks, I don’t know how to write it any way else."

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

still haven’t caught up on the latest 3 episodes of True Blood…i’m just kinda indifferent about it tbh..i mean i’m gonna finish the final season..i just havent been feeling it lately..from at least last season til now. Wrap it up, True Blood